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It is while you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit while getting a knob slob from some slut. Just as you drop your deuce you blow a load in the broads mouth.
Hey bitch I have to take a shit, why dont you give me a plunkin!
plunkin by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007
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a scotish word for skipping school
wheres james today? oh he doesnt like double english so his plunkin
plunkin by cabbage! April 20, 2006

half plunkin' 

Kyle: "Dude all these bitches are causin' me to be half plunkin' "
half plunkin' by gooch gang November 5, 2013

Dunkin-Plunkin 

To be consuming a healthy portion of freshly baked jelly doughnuts while simulataneously giving, gettin or receiving a warm enema.
The doctor told Elvis the years of dunkin-plunkin had finnally taken its toll, his teeth were rotten and his rectum was raw.
Dunkin-Plunkin by BYummy July 7, 2006
A delicious feast of rosemary, garlic and butter drizzled on pumpkin cut into steak size. Can only be blessed by The Cambodian for true recognition. If the pine nuts aren't crisp and on top of the finished product there shall be no blessing. Go forth and create what is known only as the Punkin. If Blessing is granted wake the Mrs up at 4am and ask her how good it was. If done properly this should result in a P in the V. If crunchy noodle and balsamic used in the blessing P in the A may be on the table.
She looks tired and is walking with a limp. Must've had Punkin last night.
Punkin by Dubster86 May 29, 2023

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.
Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.
cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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