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It is while you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit while getting a knob slob from some slut. Just as you drop your deuce you blow a load in the broads mouth.
Hey bitch I have to take a shit, why dont you give me a plunkin!
plunkin by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007
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a scotish word for skipping school
wheres james today? oh he doesnt like double english so his plunkin
plunkin by cabbage! April 20, 2006

half plunkin' 

Kyle: "Dude all these bitches are causin' me to be half plunkin' "
half plunkin' by gooch gang November 5, 2013

Dunkin-Plunkin 

To be consuming a healthy portion of freshly baked jelly doughnuts while simulataneously giving, gettin or receiving a warm enema.
The doctor told Elvis the years of dunkin-plunkin had finnally taken its toll, his teeth were rotten and his rectum was raw.
Dunkin-Plunkin by BYummy July 7, 2006
A delicious feast of rosemary, garlic and butter drizzled on pumpkin cut into steak size. Can only be blessed by The Cambodian for true recognition. If the pine nuts aren't crisp and on top of the finished product there shall be no blessing. Go forth and create what is known only as the Punkin. If Blessing is granted wake the Mrs up at 4am and ask her how good it was. If done properly this should result in a P in the V. If crunchy noodle and balsamic used in the blessing P in the A may be on the table.
She looks tired and is walking with a limp. Must've had Punkin last night.
Punkin by Dubster86 May 29, 2023

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.
Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.
cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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