A puhpfest is when a slew of puhps converge upon one location and hold some kind of
party, or 'fest'. Nearly everyone at this 'fest'
will be a puhp, so if you find yourself at such an event, be kind and excuse yourself promptly. If you do not, it is presumed you are one of them, and unfortunately, you
will be labelled a 'puhp' for life. Life.