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Plumpet
The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3 feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.
Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
Plumpet by kingcatIII December 30, 2022
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PuhpFest
A puhpfest is when a slew of puhps converge upon one location and hold some kind of party, or 'fest'. Nearly everyone at this 'fest' will be a puhp, so if you find yourself at such an event, be kind and excuse yourself promptly. If you do not, it is presumed you are one of them, and unfortunately, you will be labelled a 'puhp' for life. Life.
PuhpFest by Miss Thang Winnipeg October 13, 2006
plumpette
plumpette by milldenwall June 27, 2007
plumpies
plumpies by howard alan treesong May 16, 2003
Plumplestiltskin
A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.
Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?
Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!
Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.
Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!
Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.
Plumplestiltskin by gangsta88 February 2, 2012
plumptastic
plumptastic by Joe the garza May 1, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.