The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.
Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
A puhpfest is when a slew of puhps converge upon one location and hold some kind of party, or 'fest'. Nearly everyone at this 'fest' will be a puhp, so if you find yourself at such an event, be kind and excuse yourself promptly. If you do not, it is presumed you are one of them, and unfortunately, you will be labelled a 'puhp' for life. Life.