A puhpfest is when a slew of puhps converge upon one location and hold some kind of party, or 'fest'. Nearly
everyone at this 'fest' will be a puhp, so if you find yourself at such an event, be kind and excuse yourself promptly. If you do not, it is presumed you are
one of them, and
unfortunately, you will be labelled a 'puhp' for life. Life.