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Pimpfest 

A publicity race where all parties rally their zealous fans to spread the word of their endeavour (pimping them), usually to vote-bomb a contest to ensure victory.

Usually involves a lot of butthurt drama.
P1: Aw man, those asshats have a pimpfest going on.
P2: Drama llama will want to see this. Popcorn for three?
Pimpfest by Bonk88 March 2, 2010
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pimplestix 

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.
Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.
pimplestix by Phartman July 9, 2004

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)
Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!
pimplestiltskin by Phartman July 9, 2004
noun. 1. The dopest pimp of all. 2. See necro.
Necro is the pimpest.
Pimpest by niki September 27, 2003

Pimplestiltskin

A pimplestiltskin (derived from Rumplestiltskin) is a person who is infact incredibly cringe-making due to the extensive number or zits and other blemishes on his/her face.
Eww that boy Fawaz is a Pimplestiltskin! >.<
Pimplestiltskin by ShabahatXD August 31, 2010

pimpiest 

pimpiest (pimp-eee-ist): 1. noun. A very proud & accomplished pimp like or pimpy person. 2. adj. Of or having more pimpiness than others. Often used when boastfully bragging aloud about one's self in a playful & conceited manor; being the pimpiest.
Look what I can do...I'm the pimpiest!
pimpiest by Mrs.PMP June 27, 2009

pimplestick 

a finger used to pot zits on your face.
a certain std(you know the kind of thing you ask your friends to check out).
a camping noob that you finally kill with a headshot.
Hell yeah finally got that camping pimplestick!
Rick come here does it look like I have pimplestick?
My pimplestick is sore from all of the zits I'm poppin.
pimplestick by Samej Esehcarm May 29, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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