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Plumplestiltskin 

A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.
Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?

Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!

Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.
Plumplestiltskin by gangsta88 February 2, 2012

Plumpfest 

An annual music festival, hosting the best talent from across the globe.
"Hey Daniel, I can't wait to go to Plumpfest this year!"
Plumpfest by oblong1 December 11, 2019
A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.
plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?
plumpis by plumchan June 30, 2008

plumpier 

the term for what happens to your body after eating A & W onion rings, sirloin burgers, and oreo mc flurrys.
Donna: There goes Liz, she is looking a little plumpier today...
Tamara: Yeah, she sure likes her fast food!!!
plumpier by HollisterChanel August 14, 2010

plumplestilskin 

A once morbidly obese person who has rapidly lost weight and resulted in a overabundance of saggy extra skin. Example: Fat Bastard on the subway diet.
I hear Karen lost a lot of weight, she look good?

Nah bro, bitch turned into a plumplestilskin.

Plumpish 

Adjective: An unflattering being between the states of average and fat.
That shirt makes bob look rather plumpish.

Julie needs to diet. She is starting to look plumpish.
Plumpish by Smegan&Oatrick March 18, 2011