Plumplestiltskin

A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.

Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?

Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!

Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.

by gangsta88 February 2, 2012

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)

Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!

by Phartman July 9, 2004

blumplestiltskin

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

by pud850 December 19, 2008

Pimplestiltskin

A pimplestiltskin (derived from Rumplestiltskin) is a person who is infact incredibly cringe-making due to the extensive number or zits and other blemishes on his/her face.

Eww that boy Fawaz is a Pimplestiltskin! >.<

by ShabahatXD August 31, 2010

plumplestilskin

A once morbidly obese person who has rapidly lost weight and resulted in a overabundance of saggy extra skin. Example: Fat Bastard on the subway diet.

I hear Karen lost a lot of weight, she look good?

Nah bro, bitch turned into a plumplestilskin.

by Biggie smalls June 27, 2014

blumplestiltskin

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.

John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.

by Blumpity blump January 23, 2009

Blumplestiltskin

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.

Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.

by Masterboneme June 17, 2014