Pluked

To get screwed, or fucked. Can be used in the figurative or literal sense.

No one wants to get pluked in jail.

Man the Chiefs really pluked me on my super bowl bets.

by SENOR BACON STRIPS February 24, 2021

plucked

A state of utter frustration.

Taken from the annoyance of a chicken, or any feathered creature having their feathers plucked off.

Diva 1: Did you see what noxema posted about you on her blog?!
Diva 2: Yes honey, i saw it yesterday and believe me i was plucked!

by Aniko October 10, 2006

Dusted Pukedroia

This is an alternative personality that can occur when several low class beers are consumed at a rapid pace. This personality will change rapidly to one of Mike Stud, but Dusted will always return with vengeance.

Steve: "Wow man is he ok?"
Mike: "Yeah don't worry about him he is just really drunk, this is normal."
Doug: "yeah Mann I'm Dusted Pukedroia.
Yuhhpppp!" *falls down*
Steve: "hahaha hes totally wasted"

Dusted Pukedroia- The alternative personality that lands anyone in the doghouse

by Blue yhuppp November 20, 2014

puked

verb:/ to vomit, cough up the contents of one's stomach. esp. after consuming gratuitous amounts of mind-altering substances

Shit! He puked in my car!

by Stizeve and Bish December 23, 2002

Plucked Crowd

When alot of the seats at a concert/game are empty. It's lame. Really lame.

Person 1:"That lame Justin Beiber concert had such a plucked crowd"
Person 2:"No surprise there"

by RensingBobs February 18, 2010

jet pluged

when a guy gets his cock stuck in a jet

I was with this girl in the pool last night and we were really drunk I thought i had it in her but i really got jet pluged.

by orangejellllllllllllloo June 21, 2008

Pluke

aye, aye, frank zappa.

It's ALSO
a SCOTTISH word
that means SPOT
zit, acne, white-head

so give it a chance before you down thumb it,

have a wee think:
"am I from Scotland?"

2 Scottish folk:
"Woke up this mornin' wae a massive pluke oan ma forehead, look! Man, 's like another heid. Look at it, it follows ye round the room d'nt it?"..."That's pure boggin man. Go wash yer face ya manky pr!ck."

by loobah February 19, 2010