Plord

A fine tasting jam made of snails and strawberries.

I like this toast but it needs some plord.

by Eeeeeeeeeeeee431442244 June 30, 2018

plodrock

The term "plodrock" was originally coined by musician W. Evan Walker in 2010. It refers to amateur music, generally pop/rock, that is dull and unmoving, songs that attempt to move the listener, but, in fact just 'plod' along, not really moving anyone and is usually really dull and boring.

Plodrock usually never hits the airwaves, it usually floats around on demo tapes and friends of bands who are trying to be discovered but never are.

by Jerry T. Johnson January 31, 2016

poordom

noun: The state of being both poor and bored. Combination of 'poor' and 'boredom'.

I can't afford weed or anything else, i'll just have to sit hear and deal with my poordom.

by Jae M. August 17, 2007

plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

by cupi January 10, 2020

Eating out of poordom

Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.

I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.

by Kelli Young August 29, 2012

plod

1) The police
2) A policeman or woman

1 - I was trying to rob the lawnmower out of this bloke's shed when the bastard clocked me and rang the plod.

2 - I got chased right down Bewley Drive by this one plod.

by Charlie O'Kane November 18, 2003

Plowder

To "plowder", or the act of "plowdering"

Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.

Jeff "how was it?"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"

by Hawk2 February 3, 2023