plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.
Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"
by cupi January 10, 2020
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plort

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.
'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.
by What the Deuce? July 06, 2005
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plort

to run into a building by accident
"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."
by MirandaD December 05, 2007
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Plorts

Plaid shorts, usually not acceptable to wear out in public unless at a golf tourament.
People who want to get laid should not wear plorts.
by YesImAGinger November 11, 2010
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plorts

Plaid shorts. Usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. Plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.
That guy is wearing some sweet plorts.
by Kat the Lake Rat June 14, 2008
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have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.
"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."
by The Hawk! August 28, 2016
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Plort

When you shit something out of your asshole, but gracefully.
" MOOOOM!! The dog plorted on the carpet, and it was beautiful!"
by CatsForYourMom_ January 06, 2023
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