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A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

plort by cupi January 10, 2020

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plort

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

plort by What the Deuce? July 6, 2005

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plort

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

plort by MirandaD December 5, 2007

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Plort

When you shit something out of your asshole, but gracefully.

" MOOOOM!! The dog plorted on the carpet, and it was beautiful!"

Plort by CatsForYourMom_ January 6, 2023

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Slime Plort

Ports you get from Slimes in Slime rancher when they decide to poop.

My slime just pooped and now I got a plort. Slime Plort

Slime Plort by Slime Plorts September 23, 2022

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New Anime Plot

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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New Anime Plot by Succdingdongpls September 16, 2018

Plot Twat

Something said when plot twist is drunkenly mispronounced.

So I was at the bar and plot twat, I mean oops, plot twist.

Plot Twat by Dagnol January 5, 2020

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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