plod

1) The police
2) A policeman or woman

1 - I was trying to rob the lawnmower out of this bloke's shed when the bastard clocked me and rang the plod.

2 - I got chased right down Bewley Drive by this one plod.

plod by Charlie O'Kane November 18, 2003

Plod

A derogatory name for a dull-witted policeman which has it's roots in the character Mr. Plod (sometimes called PC Plod), the Toyland policeman, who was introduced in the first of Enid Blyton's Noddy books, NODDY GOES TO TOYLAND (1949).

‘A bunch of plods arrived, offering me a lift to the cop shop’

Plod by cathaven February 13, 2018

PLOD

A derogative term for people who are patronising, undermine inclusion but make money with disabled people. They often present themselves as "do-gooders" when in fact they block equality and inclusion by their actions and behaviour. PLOD stands for "(Non-disabled) People Living Off Disabled people".

The social worker didn't support that we live independently and not in a care home. He is a PLOD.

PLOD by ZeldaL May 31, 2021

plod

a type of breakbeat in which the kick drum is played on beats 1 and 3 of a measure, emulating a walking or "plodding" sound

"Vandal-Captain Magic" is a plod breakbeat tune

plod by t.swift April 24, 2009

Plod

A person who seems to potter around from one thing to another, especially when in a hurry. Very slow and without conviction.

Oscar: "Gemma! We have to go or we'll be late!

Gemma: "Derp!"

Oscar: "Are you plodding around again?!"

Plod by OllieMoe May 5, 2011

plod

Something that is exceedingly crap

"those hersheys chocolate bars are a load of plod"

plod by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

PLoD

Parking Lot of Doom
Commonly used on message boards, forums, fansites, or communities for The Office. The Parking Lot of Doom is the Dunder Mifflin Scranton parking lot.
It is called the Parking Lot of Doom because it is the place where Jim confessed his love for Pam and she turned him down.

The PLoD is a sad place.

PLoD by earthpoll January 13, 2009