Plork

Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.

My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.

by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

Plork

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Plork

v. To mess up someone's living quarters without trashing it (i.e. by turning all the chairs upside down).

Why is my toothbrush in the cutlery drawer?
-someone must have been plorking your apartment.

by Starfishy12 March 28, 2020

plork

Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face

A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly

by IanHupkes October 12, 2006

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

Plorking

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.

Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.

by Stockpicker April 19, 2021

plork

the sound of a penis entering a juicy orifice

This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"

by pickle the pony February 28, 2010