Plojon/Plohon 

It means Lazy in Chavacano de Zamboanga
Period.😍💅

BIEN PLOJON/PLOHON MAN TU A CONYOBONANA BOS.

Plojon/Plohon by CONYOBONANABOS July 4, 2022

ploon 

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

ploon by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005

ploon 

The disctinctive purple vagina of a black female. Derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon.

I entered an ebony porn site looking for poon, but I only found ploon.

ploon by Fernando Leon January 13, 2009

Ploon 

An object which gives the impression of being a perching bird. For example, a dog poo bag suspended on a twig.

There's a ploon hanging from that hedge.

Ploon by Padski Padders January 10, 2021

plopon 

A fine example of the ruggedest, manlyest and brilliant men. The sort of individual mere mortals aspire to be.

Regular men will quiver in the presence of such a rugged manly man. Women swoon and will goo up with the ferocity of a gooey thing thats gooing uncontrollably.

Only one such example known to exist thus far.

Guy: "Damn, look at Pete there. If I were gay, I'd so do him. Hes my hero"

Girl "Uuuhhhruuuuuhh" *swoons*

plopon.

plopon by PLOPON July 16, 2008

Ploon 

Someone who is usually fairly intelligent but does something moronic or out of character would be a ploon.

Ryan thought the time was 3am because the clock stopped working even though it was still sunny, what a ploon.

Ploon by Mancazza April 4, 2011

ploon 

a mild affectionate insult, someone who is both a plonker and a loon at the same time.

Friend 1:" do you want half towards the price of the curry we had tonight?"
Friend 2 :"NO MATE! stop being daft you ploon"

ploon by roquers July 2, 2011