Ploon

An object which gives the impression of being a perching bird. For example, a dog poo bag suspended on a twig.

There's a ploon hanging from that hedge.

by Padski Padders January 10, 2021

Ploon

Someone who is usually fairly intelligent but does something moronic or out of character would be a ploon.

Ryan thought the time was 3am because the clock stopped working even though it was still sunny, what a ploon.

by Mancazza March 18, 2011

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 13, 2013

ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 08, 2005

ploon

The disctinctive purple vagina of a black female. Derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon.

I entered an ebony porn site looking for poon, but I only found ploon.

by Fernando Leon September 25, 2008

ploon

a mild affectionate insult, someone who is both a plonker and a loon at the same time.

Friend 1:" do you want half towards the price of the curry we had tonight?"
Friend 2 :"NO MATE! stop being daft you ploon"

by roquers July 01, 2011

Ploon

A mildly racist word combining the words plonker and coon.

Have you seen that black man there, he's a rate ploon

by 丁骨牛排 May 30, 2023