plopon

A fine example of the ruggedest, manlyest and brilliant men. The sort of individual mere mortals aspire to be.

Regular men will quiver in the presence of such a rugged manly man. Women swoon and will goo up with the ferocity of a gooey thing thats gooing uncontrollably.

Only one such example known to exist thus far.

Guy: "Damn, look at Pete there. If I were gay, I'd so do him. Hes my hero"

Girl "Uuuhhhruuuuuhh" *swoons*

plopon.

by PLOPON July 16, 2008

cdesign proponentsists

The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.

Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".

by cdesign proponentist October 21, 2006

Ploont

A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.

Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.

by superstraightdave January 17, 2010

poponar

Romanian offensive term for homosexuals.
var: bulangiu

Poponarul pulii mele.

by Albert24 June 30, 2005

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 12, 2013

Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

by nubbieginger January 18, 2011