Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a
man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a
free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as
bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes,
hooters, jugs, knockers, melons,
ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.
Oh Shit. Did you
see the crowd pleasers on that girl?
Chase
got no nooky tonight because his
girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.
