platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.

She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!

by ningo13 February 17, 2010

Philadelphia Platterpuss

A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".

The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.

by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 29, 2011