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Platterpussy

Origins: This word is derived from the Platypus, an otter-like mammal from Australia. It is also derived from the Latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.

Meaning: A bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.

I don't have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, I have a whole platterpussy.

by Smorgey March 29, 2011