Splatterpuss

The act of a man tossing a woman's salad while she urinates on the his face

Man, I was so wasted last night, I let Jenny give me a splatterpuss!

by Tron 2805 December 5, 2006

Splatterpuss

It's when a girl is so wet her juices splatter everywhere as you deeply fuck her.

When my buddy noticed the stains on the seat of my truck, he exclaimed, "what a splatterpuss"

by Widget69 December 7, 2016

splatterpunk

Horror fiction that usually features graphic depictions of violence, sex, sexual violence, violent sex, gore, and other such things. Well known examples include Jack Ketchum's "Off Season" and Edward Lee's "The Bighead"

This is one extreme splatterpunk novel I'm reading

by Dagon January 10, 2005

Splatterass

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.

Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..

by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

skatterpuss

Proper dirty slag or a fishy smelling pussy hole

What nah she’s a skatterpuss

by WILLYVANILLY0101 November 22, 2019

platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.

She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!

by ningo13 February 17, 2010

Philadelphia Platterpuss

A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".

The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.

by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011