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Platinum P

A vagina that is one of the best, if not, the best thing that you have ever stuck your penis, finger(s), hand, and/or mouth and/or tongue. This is a mind blowing but yet dangerous experience. Don't just use this female for sex unless she is absolutely on the same page with you and she wants to just be friends with you, but she also wants to have sex with you considering that she likes your dick and enjoys having sexual intercourse, oral sex,
Dude, that girl had that platinum p, I don't even know what to do right now...
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Platinum Panther 

Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.
Platinum Panther by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011

platinum pussy syndrome 

This serious mental affliction occurs when a female is under the false impression that her vagina ALONE has powers that surpass all other women on earth in the ability to keep a man. Also known as PPS
Most groupies & gold diggers suffer from platinum pussy syndrome, till those divorce papers roll through

Platinum Pussy 

A woman who's pussy taste & feel so good it's next to Diamonds...
I ain't gonna brag but Me-Me got that platinum pussy,I gotta put her on my team fa real.
Platinum Pussy by Da_5th January 1, 2008

platinum penis 

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.
They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.

Platinum Pussy 

A mysterious female organ capable of taking control of the male brain.
Although she claims to have a Platinum pussy, we have still yet to see if it is true or a hoax.

platinum pickle 

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.
If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.
platinum pickle by Patrick March 15, 2004