Patrick's definitions

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

Orgasm

The highest point of pleasure while having sex.

OOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEESSSS!!!!! THAT FEELS GOOD!!!! UGHHHHH!!!!!! YEA YES!!!!!

Something along those lines

by Patrick April 4, 2005

titty fuck

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.

by Patrick February 12, 2003

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

by Patrick January 27, 2004

boi

A young, flaming gay male; bitch.

My boi would never wear anything that didn't have glitter or sequins on it

by patrick June 19, 2005