Patrick's definitions

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

Panzerfaust

Originally a WWII era anti-tank weopon, now it's the title for a "white-pride" record label. Panzerfaust records have a program called Project schoolyard, in which they sell CD's at low prices en masse to hate groups. In turn, the hate groups hand them out at schools.
See white pride.

"Wow, those panzerfaust idiots suffer from faggotry of the highest order."

by Patrick November 28, 2004

Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.

ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one

by Patrick October 7, 2004

Quitiler

A girl who likes a guy that carries big things "if you know what i mean"
also see "Weenis"

That girl is a quitiler

by Patrick May 13, 2005