Patrick's definitions

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

by Patrick January 27, 2004

boi

A young, flaming gay male; bitch.

My boi would never wear anything that didn't have glitter or sequins on it

by patrick June 19, 2005

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

ee

An exclamation with good or bad connotations.

Hey Allison, Patricks coming over .. Alison "EE!"

by Patrick March 2, 2005

PK

Term used in sexual combat during the early 1400's. To PK means to thrust ones sexual member towards the opponent, usually causing injury, or temporary blindness. The winner of this centuries old game often PK's the loser of the match in the face. The final PK usualy contains seminal fluid or urine.

That bitch, she took my money when I was sleeping, and then PK'd me in the face.

by Patrick May 13, 2005

we be

Slang for 'we are'.

We be goin' to tha sto'

by Patrick February 12, 2003