Patrick's definitions

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

chanpan

I am gay, meaning i am fat and fugly

China, and i live in aus

by Patrick February 14, 2005

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005

yiles

The word used by catholics when they find out the pope is having a tracheotomy.

Yiles! The pope is having a tracheotomy.

by Patrick February 24, 2005

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004