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the platelets made it down the stairs 

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

Platelet 

Platelet by u_mom_gay_haha July 16, 2018

Platless 

a homophobic term used towards non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, trans, and people who don’t identify with the gender binary
man its good to be platless
Platless by Beardev May 19, 2021

Patelesio 

A foreign , most absolute unique man , once said to be so Handsome & Charming even the Godesss of Olympus couldn't resist his soft touch
The goddesses of Olympus couldn't help but fall deeply in love with Patelesio
Patelesio by Papa sio April 14, 2017

Placeless 

Much like homeless, but with a home and without a place. Placeless people choose to live placelessly. Home is where the heart is for the placeless. They're somewhat similar but very different ways of life and shouldn't be confused.
"Yeah man, I used to sleep on that beach over there. It was great, I totally loved being placeless."
Placeless by blingazzing January 26, 2008

Planelet 

A term for someone who you swear was born at a set of flight controls. Often a sim pilot
A lot of aviation servers are full of planelets
Planelet by 1213Alpha August 28, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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