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platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"
During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.
platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

Platelet 

Another word for loli.
Platelet by u_mom_gay_haha July 16, 2018

Plantcestor 

A combination of the words plant and ancestor; the ancestor of a plant.
Green algae is often considered to be a plantcestor.
Plantcestor by e.a.nowakattack March 24, 2008

the platelets made it down the stairs 

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

Platelet 

Sabi ni ron ang platelet ay platito.
Platelet by eirollejelor July 10, 2018

platefest 

When a party of melee classes (in World of Warcraft) wearing heavy armour proceeds to wtfpwn an instance without any kind of CC (crowd control)
tankadin: onoes i lost aggro
imbahdpswarz: olol i got teh CRITTZ!!!11
icanhealoladid: eek dem mobz r on meh 2 WAHT CAN I DOO
icanhealoladid: god i lost 2hp...
icanhealoladid: ah well, im AFK eating pie while u finish
tankadin: ..oh was that a boss and 20 adds we just killed?
imbahdpswarz: platefest ftw
platefest by Dius July 13, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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