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Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.
"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."
Platelets by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
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the platelets made it down the stairs 

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

Platelet 

Platelet by u_mom_gay_haha July 16, 2018

Platless 

a homophobic term used towards non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, trans, and people who don’t identify with the gender binary
man its good to be platless
Platless by Beardev May 19, 2021

Patelesio 

A foreign , most absolute unique man , once said to be so Handsome & Charming even the Godesss of Olympus couldn't resist his soft touch
The goddesses of Olympus couldn't help but fall deeply in love with Patelesio
Patelesio by Papa sio April 14, 2017

Placeless 

Much like homeless, but with a home and without a place. Placeless people choose to live placelessly. Home is where the heart is for the placeless. They're somewhat similar but very different ways of life and shouldn't be confused.
"Yeah man, I used to sleep on that beach over there. It was great, I totally loved being placeless."
Placeless by blingazzing January 26, 2008

Planelet 

A term for someone who you swear was born at a set of flight controls. Often a sim pilot
A lot of aviation servers are full of planelets
Planelet by 1213Alpha August 28, 2019
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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