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the platelets made it down the stairs 

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

Platelet 

Another word for loli.
Platelet by u_mom_gay_haha July 16, 2018

Platless 

a homophobic term used towards non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, trans, and people who don’t identify with the gender binary
man its good to be platless
Platless by Beardev May 19, 2021

Patelesio 

A foreign , most absolute unique man , once said to be so Handsome & Charming even the Godesss of Olympus couldn't resist his soft touch
The goddesses of Olympus couldn't help but fall deeply in love with Patelesio
Patelesio by Papa sio April 14, 2017

Placeless 

Much like homeless, but with a home and without a place. Placeless people choose to live placelessly. Home is where the heart is for the placeless. They're somewhat similar but very different ways of life and shouldn't be confused.
"Yeah man, I used to sleep on that beach over there. It was great, I totally loved being placeless."
Placeless by blingazzing January 26, 2008

Planelet 

A term for someone who you swear was born at a set of flight controls. Often a sim pilot
A lot of aviation servers are full of planelets
Planelet by 1213Alpha August 28, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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