Flatelets 

The particle inhaled by those unlucky enough to smell your fart

I breathed in your flatelets. Thanks bruh

Flatelets by JT1111 May 18, 2025

flakelet 

Flakelet: describing a person of negligible substance, value, or worth in social situations. Derived from the term ‘flaky’, said person has been unable to form a coherent identity or proper sense of self. Because of a fear of exposure and social alienation, the flakelet typically struggles to engage in conversation without resorting to waffling and pausing, or in particularly severe examples, fabrication and lies. This process of what we might loosely term ‘bullshitting’, involves the invention of stories that bear little resemblance to reality, or the flakelet’s actual existence. Casual observers may be deceived, but those who frequently spend time with the flakelet, are able, with relative ease, to detect the hollowness and emptiness of such yarns. Although these stories are usually harmless, the sheer frequency of these often farcical tales, can over time, anger and annoy others. Sensing the rejection of his/her immediate social environment, the flakelet may in turn attempt to seek approval by adopting the banter of persons considered to occupy a high status level in said social group. However, this ingratiating tactic is often doomed to failure. Because the immediate social group is already aware of the flakelet’s fragile identity, the process of copying and recycling the banter of others, leads the flakelet to be considered something of a sham; a peripheral, phoney, non-entity that leaves no telling impact in conversation or on social events.

Example 1: Man, that flakelet left about as much impression on the room as a fart in the wind.
Example 2: Flakelet talks a lot, without actually saying anything.

flakelet by mrspuugj April 22, 2011

the platelets made it down the stairs 

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

the platelets made it down the stairs by harrym13 September 30, 2018

flutelet 

a flute player.
flutelets happen to be the beastest, most awesomest, amazingest, fantabulous people ever, just like their instruments. flutes are the only instruments that sound amazing no matter what.

Bob: hey, what do you play?
Jess: oh, i play flute
*Bob faints because the power of the flute is just too amazing for him*
Jess: yeah, go FLUTELETS!

flutelet by sheeeeeekey December 31, 2009

flatulepsy 

A sudden and uncontrollable release of intestinal gases.
(from Latin. "flatus" -- intestinal gas + Greek "lepsus" -- an attack.

1. "Poor Tom had to stay home. He has flatulepsy".

2. "Flatulepsy can be treated by a regimen of proper dietary intake."

3. The sudden exodus from the room was blamed on a unbearibly odiferous instance of mass flatulepsy, brought on by excessive chili consumption."

flatulepsy by Steeplejack February 12, 2010

flatulette 

Small measure of lady fart... Seen to be cheeky and in no way comparative to the male counterpart

Woops, please excuse me... that may ave been a flatulette, nothing more though... hee hee...

flatulette by kegmar August 8, 2009

Flatelet 

The poo floater particle lingering around after you fart

That fart stinks so bad I’m pretty sure I just ate flatelets

Flatelet by JT1111 May 31, 2025