Platelet
Another word for loli.
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Political platelet disorder (PPD)
PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.
Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption
Political platelet disorder (PPD) by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022
the platelets made it down the stairs
A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
the platelets made it down the stairs by harrym13 September 30, 2018
Platelets
Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.
"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."
Platelets by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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