Platelet 

Another word for loli.

Stop lewding the platelets.

Platelet by u_mom_gay_haha July 16, 2018

Platelet 

Small plate. Small saucer

Sabi ni ron ang platelet ay platito.

Platelet by eirollejelor July 10, 2018

Political platelet disorder (PPD) 

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

Political platelet disorder (PPD) by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022

the platelets made it down the stairs 

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

the platelets made it down the stairs by harrym13 September 30, 2018

Planelet 

A term for someone who you swear was born at a set of flight controls. Often a sim pilot

A lot of aviation servers are full of planelets

Planelet by 1213Alpha August 28, 2019

Platelets

Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.

"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."

Platelets by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025