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Plastimate

The act of masturbating with a plastic object.
This dildo would be great to plastimate with.
by -Plasma September 27, 2015
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plastinate

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.
That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.
by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009
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plastomatic

When women automatically get plastic surgery at the first signs of ageing. This usually is a result of pressure to always look young in the filmmaking business.
I would never want to be an actress in Hollywood today, the movie business is so brutal on actresses over 30 that they all have become plastomatic.
by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009
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plasticaxeitosis

a physical condition brought about by spending way too much time playing guitar simulation games such as Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Symptoms include inflamed knuckles and chafing of the thumb, accompanied by a tendency to ignore requests to "make this your last song and clean your room." Those inflicted with this condition often complain of symptoms similar to vertigo and visions of parallel vertical bands constantly rolling by in front of them. Plasticaxeitosis is sometimes considered an addiction that needs to be treated by using psychological methods as opposed to medicinal treatments.
After complaining of various pains, irritations and dizziness, Eric was diagnosed with plasticaxeitosis.
by hortonhearsawho April 8, 2008
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plasticated

"That girl is so plasticated"
by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005
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plastitute

Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.
"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."
by firebolt618 February 9, 2013
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plasmate

1. v. to burn someone verbally

2. v. to burn someone or something literally using any type of plasma, including fire
1) can be used interchangeably with burn.
ex: Tom: that skanky bitch-hoe has no sense of style
Tim: oh, plasmate!

2) the house plasmated up.
by Van Wampler September 30, 2007
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