Elastimate

The process of a person pulling on a mans penis to try to make it longer. This can be via pulling by hand or a tow truck. Additionally, it could also be used to describe a black person being hung with white penises sewed together.

John: Harder Kenny, I'm elastimating!
Kenny: Alright dude, what the flip!
Debbie: Erm... what the sigma? I should be the one elastimating John.
Kenny: No? We only elastimate people like Jamal.
Debbie: Nuh uh

by TRZAYNE June 22, 2024

estimated prophet

This describes someone who is a phony prophet for money, a prophet for profit.

Reverend Salvation made millions as an estimated prophet in the pray for pay business!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Estimated Time of Carrival

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.

Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

by Blaze Poland September 28, 2009

elasticate

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

estimate

To make an educated guess.

I estimate that there I a 10 to 90 chance that I will go to church this week.

by kissit December 13, 2013

exactimate

exactimate: a combination of estimate and exact.
(a) referring to the fallacy of 'Truth' as obtainable through scientific practices.
(b) a synonym of BS
(c) efforts made to convince others of a claim of which you yourself are unconvinced.
(d) a tactic that is often used when writing papers in the social sciences and natural sciences . . .sometimes with the aide of statistics.

The student had absolutely no idea what her data meant regarding the theory of Social Capital. However, passing her dissertation demanded that she convince others that her data did indeed say "something". Since Social Capital theory seemed like a safe bet, she decided she would exactimate and hope not to be caught. She figured that statistics might help create a veil over her exactimation, and she was correct.

by Cog(nitive)Diss(idence)onance February 10, 2009

EDT (Estimated Drinking Time)

It's what you wait for after working a 65 hour week

I need beers, what the EDT?

by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005