Elastimate

The process of a person pulling on a mans penis to try to make it longer. This can be via pulling by hand or a tow truck. Additionally, it could also be used to describe a black person being hung with white penises sewed together.

John: Harder Kenny, I'm elastimating!
Kenny: Alright dude, what the flip!
Debbie: Erm... what the sigma? I should be the one elastimating John.
Kenny: No? We only elastimate people like Jamal.
Debbie: Nuh uh