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A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.

A munchie thief.
Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"
Plarft by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011
Related Words
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Pouring powder into ones ass through a funnel and farting it out into a big white ploom to the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions.
It is fun to plarf powder when you are bored!
Plarf by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010

Cheese Plaff 

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.
I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.
Cheese Plaff by Birbo March 25, 2019
A plamff is a Scottish term for one who sniffs knickers
Haw yoo. Your faither is a plamff (excuse me, your father is a man who sniffs ladies' soiled underwear)
plamff by Gash Mac July 19, 2006
the sound a fresh bread loaf or bun makes when you squish it.
the mans bun plaffed well, it was fresh
plaff by Giantslayer December 6, 2007
A word describing the action, or sound, of a penis slapping off the human cheek i.e. a cock-slap
Stu: Wow Freddie, did you hear Katy being planffed last night,? It was amazingly loud.
Freddie: Yeahh, it woke me up. I was wondering why she had a black eye today.
planff by Stubag April 2, 2009