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Man 1:yo what's up man
Man 2: nothing much you plarff
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A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.

A munchie thief.
Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"
Plarft by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011
Related Words
Plarff plaff plarf Plaffing Plaffon Parffit plaffa lava plaffy plamff planff
Pouring powder into ones ass through a funnel and farting it out into a big white ploom to the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions.
It is fun to plarf powder when you are bored!
Plarf by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010

Cheese Plaff 

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.
I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.
Cheese Plaff by Birbo March 25, 2019
A plamff is a Scottish term for one who sniffs knickers
Haw yoo. Your faither is a plamff (excuse me, your father is a man who sniffs ladies' soiled underwear)
plamff by Gash Mac July 19, 2006
the sound a fresh bread loaf or bun makes when you squish it.
the mans bun plaffed well, it was fresh
plaff by Giantslayer December 6, 2007
A word describing the action, or sound, of a penis slapping off the human cheek i.e. a cock-slap
Stu: Wow Freddie, did you hear Katy being planffed last night,? It was amazingly loud.
Freddie: Yeahh, it woke me up. I was wondering why she had a black eye today.
planff by Stubag April 2, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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