Plarft

A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.

A munchie thief.

Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"

Plarft by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011

Parft 

The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.

After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.

Parft by Sycoswitch February 16, 2020

Plart 

Penis fart

Damn did you plart?

Plart by Yaboiwhiteaf September 22, 2018

Plart 

Decorative plates, plate art.

Yo, your mom collects sick plart.

Plart by Nexu May 31, 2011

Plarf 

Pouring powder into ones ass through a funnel and farting it out into a big white ploom to the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions.

It is fun to plarf powder when you are bored!

Plarf by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010

plart 

Modern art generated accidentally by a mathematical software program when the user is attempting to make a meaningful plot.

I tried to plot my data, but I ended up with this beautiful plart instead.

plart by plartist August 24, 2011

plarf 

plarf was originally meant to describe a nasty shit but is now mainly used to evoke frustration, disappointment or apathy.

(from "man, i just plarfed my brains out" to, simply, "plarf.")

plarf by LTL August 25, 2009