A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.
A munchie thief.
A munchie thief.
Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"
by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011
Get the Plarft mug.The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.
After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.
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Pouring powder into ones ass through a funnel and farting it out into a big white ploom to the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions.
by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010
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by plartist August 24, 2011
Get the plart mug.plarf was originally meant to describe a nasty shit but is now mainly used to evoke frustration, disappointment or apathy.
by LTL August 25, 2009
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