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Plarf

Pouring powder into ones ass through a funnel and farting it out into a big white ploom to the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions.
It is fun to plarf powder when you are bored!
by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010
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plarf was originally meant to describe a nasty shit but is now mainly used to evoke frustration, disappointment or apathy.
(from "man, i just plarfed my brains out" to, simply, "plarf.")
by LTL August 25, 2009
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plarf

when one goes to burp and a little vomit comes up
Dude, I just plarfed in my mouth and it tastes disgusting
by caseyG January 19, 2008
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Plarf is a word used when you are frustrated..
"jfasjkj Plarf! i can't solve this math problem!"
by Lalalalalla!! November 6, 2007
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plare

A satirical, but befitting term commonly used in the osu! game community towards (mostly but not limited to) new players who ask dumb and vague questions about ways to get better at the game.

It's a contraction of the phrase "play more," asking players to just play more and discover the game and hence, improving at the game.

Most commonly used against questions like "How do I get better at the game??? any tips???" and "I can't play better what do I do?????"

So how do you get better at osu?

plare.
New player : "BRUUH I CANT GET BETTER AT THE GAME?!?! I've even been using the Rafis and tonehh osu skin too but no use! Someone PLEASE give me tips to improve and get more acc and pp??"

Literally everyone else: "plare, dude."
by Gummeh January 23, 2021
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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
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5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.
by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016
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