Plarf
Pouring powder into ones ass through a funnel and farting it out into a big white ploom to the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions.
Plarf by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010
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plarf
plarf was originally meant to describe a nasty shit but is now mainly used to evoke frustration, disappointment or apathy.
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plarf by Lalalalalla!! November 6, 2007
plare
A satirical, but befitting term commonly used in the osu! game community towards (mostly but not limited to) new players who ask dumb and vague questions about ways to get better at the game.
It's a contraction of the phrase "play more," asking players to just play more and discover the game and hence, improving at the game.
Most commonly used against questions like "How do I get better at the game??? any tips???" and "I can't play better what do I do?????"
So how do you get better at osu?
plare.
It's a contraction of the phrase "play more," asking players to just play more and discover the game and hence, improving at the game.
Most commonly used against questions like "How do I get better at the game??? any tips???" and "I can't play better what do I do?????"
So how do you get better at osu?
plare.
Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
5th Alarm Parfait
The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.
5th Alarm Parfait by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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