plamff

A plamff is a Scottish term for one who sniffs knickers

Haw yoo. Your faither is a plamff (excuse me, your father is a man who sniffs ladies' soiled underwear)

by Gash Mac July 19, 2006

plamf

Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.

It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".

Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!

by st3ph3n December 28, 2005

plamf

In Glasgow, Scotland..

One who sniffs pants....a nicker sniffer.

Ned: Hey you, ya wee plamf!

Plamf: It's just for pleasure.

by mabaws January 15, 2010

Plamf

Someone who sniff's underwear. Usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet

Dean! You're such a plamf!

by GemmikaBaby July 28, 2010

Cheese Plaff

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.

I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.

by Birbo March 25, 2019

plaff

the sound a fresh bread loaf or bun makes when you squish it.

the mans bun plaffed well, it was fresh

by Giantslayer December 6, 2007

Ka-plamf

1. when a conversation gets boring, say "ka-plamf" and you will get responses

2. to say something is cool, awesome, sweet, sick, etc.

1. person 1- yep..

person 2- yeah...

person 1- KA-PLAMF!

person 2- lol what?
2. person 1- dude did you see the new arrivals at forever 21?

person 2- yeah, bro they're ka-plamf!

by NicoleLovesYourPants June 18, 2009