Definitions by Birbo

Cheese Plaff 

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.

I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.

Cheese Plaff by Birbo March 25, 2019

asparapee

The odorous urine produced by eating asparagus.

"I totally forgot what I had for dinner until I caught a whiff of my asparapee later!"

asparapee by Birbo May 12, 2009

bizarro 

VERB : To sing along to sappy 80s soft rock tunes in a mournful manner.

VERB, slang: To knock a body part off of a shelf.

Greg bizarroed all the way up to Wisconsin and back.

Slang: I was ok until he bizarroed my bladder.

bizarro by Birbo January 27, 2005

krebes 

To demean and belittle in a soothing and pleasant fashion.

I thought my boss was about to give me a raise the way he was talking so nice to me, but then he turned and krebesed me and gave me the axe!.

krebes by Birbo January 27, 2005