go plumping 

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

go plumping by The_Milk January 5, 2009

plapping 

plapping is when a whiteboi slaps a dildo against their balls for pleasurex

i love plapping my bbc dildo against my infertile balls!~ ♡

plapping by ariaalilia September 29, 2023

plampin

a mixure of pimping and planting

a ghetto pimp gardener's job

Grandma:I got you this fuzzy jacket

Guy: Sweet, give me seeds so I can go plampin

plampin by Casemeister November 20, 2004

plarping 

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

plumping 

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"

" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"

plumping by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007

penis plumping power pussy 

When a girl is so hot, a guy's penis grows throughout the
time he is dating her.

Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".

penis plumping power pussy by Gemini1 October 24, 2008

Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.

Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.

Plumping Paradise by oblong1 December 12, 2019