plarping
The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.
plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020
Plarping
My friend always says: "_____ is plarping me right now." which means "_____ is upsetting me right now." but to me, it sounds like he is trying to say "_____ is fucking me right now" or weirdly bleep out the word fucking
Plarping by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019
Plarping
The act of taking a shit, pissing, farting, burping, barfing, nutting, and making every possible liquid you can come out of your holes all at once.
Plarping by Guypersonguy September 20, 2026
plapping
plapping by ariaalilia September 29, 2023
parping
as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"
parping by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005
Plapping
The act of gently slapping a mostly flaccid penis upon the forehead, cheek, or other part of the face of another consenting adult.
Todd: “Gee Loadie, I think you’re swell. May I plap you?”
Loadie: “That would be great! I love a good plapping in the morning!”
Loadie: “That would be great! I love a good plapping in the morning!”
Plapping by Mando Machine June 7, 2021
Plaping
Plaping by Brooklyn24 May 17, 2010
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