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Palinstan 

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.
Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.
Palinstan by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

palisman 

A palisman is a sort of magical totem, usually, atop a staff, that acts as a familiar. There can be many different types of palisman stemming from owls to otters to who knows what else. They are usually carved from a special, nearly extinct, tree.
I have a really cool palisman atop my staff.
palisman by Owlberto Antonio October 8, 2020
One who likes to smear his jizz over another man.
Im gonna plasman you all night long.

PLANTMAN 

The name PLANTMAN is a super hero to juggalo, Gremlins, and all living things. It comes from PLANET 420 and is very friendly to everyone he comes in contact with him.
Man have you heard the history of PLANTMAN and how he came?
Yeah he's a real good PLANT
A homosexual, fat round nerd. downloads gay porn on the computer all day then at night trawls around for poofters outside bars/nightclubs.
usually goes on cblan.net and acts smart when hes really dumb smelly a cock lover. Also believes that he has an internet connection but in reality its just a coupple of tin cans.
guy1> holy shit did u see that guy outside the bar?
chick1> whats he doing with those tin cans and gay porn mags?
guy1> im pretty sure its painman.
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Painman by MRFAT March 5, 2005

pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant. 

I THINK...Your Country Is Quite Nice As Far As Leprocy Colonies Go
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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