hoops

Basketabll.

"Let's play sum hoops."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Hoops

Hoops is the act of licking the circumference of an anus.

To give hoops or a hoop job -

I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild

by Hoopmaster September 25, 2009

Hoops

Hoop earrings usually worn by Latinas and Jersey girls with killer tans. These are also very popular among the Russian girls in ten inch heels at the hair salon who say terrible things about you amongst themselves while they wash your hair! Southern white girls are too 'preppy' to wear these and wouldn't be caught dead in them!

See: Snooki takes off her big ass hoop earrings to fight

Hannah: Hey chelsea did you check out the hoops on the new girl?

Chelsea: O gosh, I know! She must not be from around here! We better watch out or she just might pull a Snooki on our asses!

Hannah: Tell me about it! Ughhh!!!

by Leno89 August 15, 2011

Hoops

The best nickname to call your basketball teammate.

Shes gonna swish it.
It's Hoops not she.
Makes sense.

by thehoooops April 28, 2020

Hoops

A group of thick, hot girl hoes that wear massive hoop earrings, who have pretty faces, tiny waists, big perfect asses, perfect tits and are really good at twerking! They almost always have smooth skin, nails done, and sexy hair/outfits.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the hoops today? Guy 2: Ya, Damn i want to f***k that up!

*hoops looks at the guys. Guys: *hard boner. Hoops: OMG hahahahahha!

by Karma Angel, SB May 7, 2020

hoops

alternative word for vinyl records

"I'm just going to spin a few hoops and then we can go to the shops" shouted Paul the DJ to his wife Sharon who was upstairs after a bath, trying to get the new curtains up in the front room. The newlyweds had originally been going to go with a sort of lime green and mauve art and design style pettern, but in the end they opted for the simpler orange ones that they had seen earlier in the less expensive shop downstairs, where Sharon had had an episode and had started calling other customers offensive names and laughing at them, possibly because of Pauls' inadequacy.

by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005

hoops

obnoxiously big gold circular earnings.

She took her hoops out before she put the hands up.

by sksksksksk123 September 15, 2019