A homosexual, fat round nerd. downloads gay porn on the computer all day then at night trawls around for poofters outside bars/nightclubs.
usually goes on cblan.net and acts smart when hes really dumb smelly a cock lover. Also believes that he has an internet connection but in reality its just a coupple of tin cans.

guy1> holy shit did u see that guy outside the bar?
chick1> whats he doing with those tin cans and gay porn mags?
guy1> im pretty sure its painman.
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Painman by MRFAT March 5, 2005

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Pointman

Pointman the (opposite of a cockblocker) is a player or alpha male who starts macking while the wingman covers the grenade or macks to the other women nearby in clubs or other settings

a wingman notices the clubs women the pointman starts macking to the girls while the wingman helps the pointman to score.

Pointman by Clinton Ziza Smith May 19, 2006

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pointman

(n.) One indigeonous to or familiar with the current vicinity, who acts as a guide to the foreign peoples. A key point of anti-guerrilla forces. Pointman is a bisexual term, and does not change to pointwoman.

I'll be pointman, you can follow ten at ten paces.

pointman by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

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Painman

some fat old man who sits behind cbforums and has lame posts.

omg look at painmans lame posts
what a fat kunnttt

Painman by schroet March 5, 2005

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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