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A homosexual, fat round nerd. downloads gay porn on the computer all day then at night trawls around for poofters outside bars/nightclubs.
usually goes on cblan.net and acts smart when hes really dumb smelly a cock lover. Also believes that he has an internet connection but in reality its just a coupple of tin cans.
guy1> holy shit did u see that guy outside the bar?
chick1> whats he doing with those tin cans and gay porn mags?
guy1> im pretty sure its painman.
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Painman by MRFAT March 5, 2005
Words you can keep
some fat old man who sits behind cbforums and has lame posts.
omg look at painmans lame posts
what a fat kunnttt
Painman by schroet March 5, 2005
Look at him, it's Paiman!
paiman by meting February 28, 2017
The best player using FRYING PAN in Phantom Forces, FYI he is Marcu5_9
Pantatsic PanMan
Panman by Marcu5_9 July 23, 2019
"yo you ever heard of GMD moder panman?"
"oh yeah, he is just fat nasgubb"
Panman by Hairy Scrote Man November 3, 2019
It is a Persian name, and it means promise.
There is a saying that whoever has this name always keeps his words.
Paiman is the guy you should marry.
Paiman by salamkhoobi November 24, 2021
A quasi-religious figure, Panman trawls parties, draining second-hand alcohol from cigarette laden bottles and mucky glasses into a saucepan and then imbibing.
1. Look, there's Panman drinking from a pan!

2. "Panman, monkey-boy, you hear it from the people in the town..."
Panman by Dee Cee 66 March 27, 2009
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