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One who likes to smear his jizz over another man.
Im gonna plasman you all night long.
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Mustard Plasma 

The clear liquid that squirts out of a mustard bottle when you haven't used it in a while.
Mustard plasma on my bun is nasty.

plasma fart 

1)A fart that just feels like an everyday fart, but lets out a liquidous and very dank frap odor.

2) A fart that is discharged and burns the asshole. It feels like a firy plasma is leaking out of your asshole but like a ghost, leaves no stain or tird.
Oh man! That Plasma Fart is gonna leave a mark!
plasma fart by cheesefactory October 21, 2008

plasmashipping 

The ship between kai and jay from ninjago. It's very cute and the fanfictions are amazing.
Person A: OMG, DID YOU READ THE NEXT CHAPTER OF EARBUDS?!

Person B: YES! IT'S ONE OF THE BEST PLASMA FICS OUT THERE! If you like plasmashipping, you need to read it!
plasmashipping by Plasmashipper December 6, 2018

Tano Pasman

Tano Pasman is an Argentine football (soccer) fan that was filmed during his outrage while watching a game of his favorite team, River Plate. Tano uses frequently the term "Andate a la puta que te parió", which is a local common phrase that literally translates to "Go back to the whore who gave birth to you", which ends up characterizing the video.
Tano Pasman -- La puta que me parióooo, la puta que me parióooo... No lo puedo creer la puta que me parióooo... ¡Sos un pelotudo! ¡Sos un hijo de puta Román! Paraguayo y la concha de tu madre
Tano Pasman by tanopasman July 11, 2011

venting plasma

The act of passing gas before a bowel movement to make one feel better untill the big moment.
Man, Mike was venting plasma for three hours before he FINALLY took a massive shit!
venting plasma by oddmaster June 10, 2013
noun: a mythical hobbit-like creature with a very small penis.

synonym: suckantelope.
That guy on chatroulette flashing his peen looked just like Plasmatic.
Plasmatic by gillyfish July 13, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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