Pitch-slap 

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.

"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"

Pitch-slap by Amanuensis May 12, 2015

Pitch slap 

v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball

Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.

Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.

Pitch slap by lonelybillionaire July 12, 2010

Pitch Slap 

When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.

In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.

Pitch Slap by mandy-louise April 6, 2007

pitch slap 

A swift pimp slap followed up by a hard bitch slap XD

Dude... I totally pitch slapped her ass

pitch slap by Tongue Wiggle Man April 1, 2009

Pitch Slap 

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

Pitch Slap by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

Pitch Slapped 

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

Pitch Slapped by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

Pritch-slap 

Pritch-slap
(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.

The word is a clever adaptation of the common phrase "bitch-slapped"

1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).

2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.

Pritch-slap by T.F. Brown January 1, 2009