Pitch Bitch

Female (often in her late 20's- early 30's)admirer of the soccer-playing population. Will often perform sexual favours for said population solely based on their affiliation to the sport (i.e.: soccer equivalent to "puck bunny", "lacrosstitute")

She's such a Pitch Bitch; the only reason she's watching this game is because #9 is her next prospect--slut.

by wood clan February 11, 2008

Pitch Bitch

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.

"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."

by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019

Pitch Bitch

- A musically-inclined female with perfect pitch, who throws diva-esque tantrums when her less gifted bandmates play something out of key. Said female may also be prone to violence against said bandmates during this tantrum.

"Did you hear about Leah, the singer in that band? She was singing and halfway through her set, her guitarist played a chord that was off-key - she stopped singing and stabbed him with a kitchen knife! What a Pitch Bitch!"

by straycat January 14, 2014

pitch that bitch

instruction given when one is directing another to dispose of an unwanted item.

"Should I save this broken ornament?"

"No! Pitch that bitch!"

by Flora del Hearn February 12, 2019

Pitch A Bitch

To throw a fit or whine about something, especially about something insignificant.

Man, my girlfriend is gonna pitch a bitch when she finds out I have to work late!

by Vegetardian April 6, 2010

Pitch a bitch

To pitch a bitch means to throw a fit, or a have a hell of a good time, to raise hell,etc..

It's my birthday and I'm goin pitch a bitch! or She pitched a bitch when she caught him cheating!

by Susan November 18, 2003

pitch a bitch

another way of saying someone is going to loose control and throw a fucking hissy fit

Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.

by Princess Bitch August 11, 2004