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sausage pistol 

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.
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Postilar 

A person who continues to support and claim that a presidential candidate from the previous election after the fact still deserves the presidency. No positive or negative notation implied, depends on context.
'Con-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar dickhead in the November of 2016 election in the USA decided that s/he/whateverpronoun was going to continue recognize Hillary as the should-be-recognized true presidential candidate.

'Pro-Postilar' context:
A Clinton Postilar of 2016 continues to support Hillary because the alternative seemed cruel to wish upon America, and the popular vote was not considered.

'Neutral-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar in 2016 continues to support Hillary because that person does not recognize the electoral ballot as a legitimate way to elect a President, as well as the possibility that it can lead to a minority power corruption. Whether or not this is true, is up to you.

pistol toting 

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.
Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”
pistol toting by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

pitillion 

An indefinitely immense number. A value that fluctuates in its worth. Generally considered to be a large amount.
That guy is being attacked by a pitillion zombies.
pitillion by typingsucks August 16, 2009

Pistol Winker 

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.
David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.
Pistol Winker by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009

pistol whip 

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.
I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.
pistol whip by icy February 12, 2003