Pissterated

To be extremely upset. A mix of Pissed Off and Frustrated.

Wow! That cat is totally pissterated with that kid who keeps pulling its tail!

by Malueram May 19, 2010

Pisstracted

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

pisstapated

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

by All4won December 29, 2016

pusstrated

A blend of "pussy" and "frustrated", meaning very angry at your girlfriend because she broke up with you.

Ex1: Dude, my girl just ditched me. I’m so freaking pusstrated.
Ex2: Breaking up right before engagement could be very pusstrating.
Ex3: Come on man! Stop being pusstrated!

by Ilyagoga September 9, 2016

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

Pisstracted

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.

The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.

by Esserboo July 19, 2017