pusstracted

The act of being highly distracted with pussy which may cause confusion or inability to concentrate

I was so pusstracted by her dirty antics, i went back to work with my shirt inside out

by mRvANILLA81 June 15, 2017

Pisstracted

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

pusstrated

A blend of "pussy" and "frustrated", meaning very angry at your girlfriend because she broke up with you.

Ex1: Dude, my girl just ditched me. I’m so freaking pusstrated.
Ex2: Breaking up right before engagement could be very pusstrating.
Ex3: Come on man! Stop being pusstrated!

by Ilyagoga September 9, 2016

Pisstracted

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.

The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.

by Esserboo July 19, 2017

pisstrated

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

by roman70065 April 24, 2010

Pusstraction

Having one or multiple available females in the immediate or extended area sexually distracting one from getting things done.

"I met a girl at the bar last night, and shes such a pusstraction! I can't get any work done!"

"I'm gonna fail this test, my girlfriend is too much of a pusstraction."

by Slickus26 January 10, 2019

Pisstrated

Extreme emotional disturbance causing the individual unable to speak.

I was so pisstrated when my old lady dropped my entire vial of acid.

by Jason Hapner September 5, 2003