Pissticated 

To be supremely pissed to where you almost have no control but you can still laugh about stuff even if its someones brains on the floor. Close to meniacal

Man my girl got me all pissticated.

Pissticated by chocolate bear 614 February 25, 2010

Pisstracted 

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

pisstapated 

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

pisstapated by All4won December 29, 2016

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

Pisstipated by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

Pisstracted 

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.

The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.

Pisstracted by Esserboo July 19, 2017

plasticated 

to be "plastic" or fake.

"That girl is so plasticated"

plasticated by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005

pisstrated 

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

pisstrated by roman70065 April 24, 2010