pistipated
when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.
pistipated by Piera January 4, 2008
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pisstapated
pisstapated by All4won December 29, 2016
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pistipated • Pisstipated • peestipated • Pastapated • pissitated • pisspated • pisstapated • Pissticated • pitutipated • Ponstipated
Pisstipated
When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.
Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.
Pisstipated by nunya696969 January 14, 2019
poshtipated
Oh my gosh, that girl with that really short hair and famous soccer-playing boyfriend never smiles. She is so poshtipated.
poshtipated by asdfghjkerty January 21, 2009
prostipated
prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008
peestipated
peestipated by John Griffin May 28, 2004
pitutipated
The act of someone getting or becoming sexually flustered to the point of not making clear sense any longer.
pitutipated by Betaraydave July 24, 2016
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