pistipated 

when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.

"Dang, im so high i'm pistipated.

pistipated by Piera January 4, 2008

pisstapated 

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

pisstapated by All4won December 29, 2016

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

Pisstipated by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

poshtipated 

To look or be as constipated as Posh Spice

Oh my gosh, that girl with that really short hair and famous soccer-playing boyfriend never smiles. She is so poshtipated.

poshtipated by asdfghjkerty January 21, 2009

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

peestipated 

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

peestipated by John Griffin May 28, 2004

pitutipated 

The act of someone getting or becoming sexually flustered to the point of not making clear sense any longer.

"I started talking to her then I got all pitutipated and felt like an idiot"

pitutipated by Betaraydave July 24, 2016