pistipated

when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.

"Dang, im so high i'm pistipated.

by Piera January 4, 2008

pisstapated

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

by All4won December 29, 2016

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

poshtipated

To look or be as constipated as Posh Spice

Oh my gosh, that girl with that really short hair and famous soccer-playing boyfriend never smiles. She is so poshtipated.

by asdfghjkerty January 21, 2009

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

pitutipated

The act of someone getting or becoming sexually flustered to the point of not making clear sense any longer.

"I started talking to her then I got all pitutipated and felt like an idiot"

by Betaraydave July 24, 2016