presticated

Can't make up his mind

Here we go Mr.jimbob is presticated again

by Muscleman35 March 14, 2018

plasticated

to be "plastic" or fake.

"That girl is so plasticated"

by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

Pesticate

To annoy or be a pest. Can also be 'pesticus' or 'pesticating'.

"You are such a pesticus!"

"Stop pesticating your friends, they don't like to be fraped"

"Why do you pesticate me so, dawg"

by Pesticus-Maximus September 29, 2011

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004

Pissticated

To be supremely pissed to where you almost have no control but you can still laugh about stuff even if its someones brains on the floor. Close to meniacal

Man my girl got me all pissticated.

by chocolate bear 614 February 25, 2010