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Pissbraid 

a collection of longer than average growler hairs that have clumped themselves together in a braid-like formation to direct the flow of urine out of the vagina. This disgusting hair formation stays clumped together even once the braid has dried and can cause extreme awkwardness during the exploratory phase of cunilingus.
I went down on this 48 year old woman from the bar last weekend and she had the most intense and disgusting pissbraid i've ever seen.
Pissbraid by Rowdy Randy January 15, 2009
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pissboarding 

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.
Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."
pissboarding by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

pissbrain 

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
pissbrain by Telephony March 20, 2014

Pissbrick 

1. A rude or inconsiderate person.

2. Literally; frozen urine in the shape of a brick.
1. You see that guy? He is such a pissbrick.

2. It's so cold outside I bet we could make pissbricks!
Pissbrick by GwonamHyrule2634 January 3, 2010

pissbladder 

Another name for the urinary bladder.
Just when we thought that we've seen the end of the stupid red Myrbetriq walking pissbladder -- it's baaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! :-(
pissbladder by Telephony May 23, 2021

pissrandom 

(noun): a derogatory term for an unskilled player, used primarily by members of the League of Legends community; a contraction of 'pisslow random'

pisslow (adj.): describes a player with a low 'elo' rating (i.e. a poor competitor)

random (noun): a player unknown to the community (i.e. someone entirely unremarkable)

So if we combine those terms, a 'pissrandom' is somebody who's too bad at the game for anybody to have heard about him/her.
Why is this pissrandom dying 1v1 and then pinging me?
pissrandom by Yowsky March 12, 2021
A new word invented as of April 2005, it has spread rapidly among internet forums. It is a generic term used to show distaste in something or to describe someone as moronic. As the word is pretty new it has many interpretations, some people are even trying to turn it into a noun.
"This forum is composed of pissbread!"

"You're a fucking pissbread!"
pissbread by YankMitchell August 1, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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