pissbrain 

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..

Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!

pissbrain by Telephony March 20, 2014

pissblanket 

A plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they piss the bed). They are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.

Robbins then thinks about the pissblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the pissblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the pissblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging pissblanket over his head -- striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. He then crams the pissblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.

pissblanket by Telephony April 16, 2011

Pissbating 

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.

Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

Pissbating by Bijan Onur Beinion Utiradin II September 10, 2010

Pissarian Way 

1. The lifestyle consisted of total freedom from any kind of influence, belief, and conflict.
2. The ability to find your own hidden passion
3. The skill of detachment in relationships (with love, still)
4. The courage to break free from everything, without using drugs or weeds
5. The ability to laugh endlessly...sometimes at yourself
6. The blanked state of mind, realzing its own uncertainty

The moment that I realised how to live in a Pissarian Way was when I was running a marathon. Your body reached its own limitation and felt extremely exhausted. But, there is 10 miles to go!, so that state of mind, freedom from thinking, attitudes, conflicts, and anxiety, was the only way to keep the runner going till the end.

Pissarian Way by Ploi Uma May 29, 2007

Pissbrick 

1. A rude or inconsiderate person.

2. Literally; frozen urine in the shape of a brick.

1. You see that guy? He is such a pissbrick.

2. It's so cold outside I bet we could make pissbricks!

Pissbrick by GwonamHyrule2634 January 3, 2010

pickbrain 

one who borrows others’ ideas.

The author is a pickbrain. He always includes others’ ideas in his write-ups.

pickbrain by uttam maharjan November 1, 2012

Pusstrain 

n.- A group of five or more at least slightly good looking girls traveling in a pack, preferably a straight line. Said girls should appear to be easy or teeming with STDs for term to be used correctly.

"Dang! Look at that pusstrain walking out of the bar!"

Pusstrain by Graveytrain February 1, 2009