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noun (insult): A man who ejaculates quickly/prematurely, or who is aroused far too easily in general.
Guy 1: "Holy hell! She's a rocket, eh?"
Guy 2: "Calm down, quickshot. She's a six out of ten at best."
Guy 2: "Calm down, quickshot. She's a six out of ten at best."
by Yowsky December 8, 2020
Get the quickshot mug.A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.
by Yowsky May 4, 2021
Get the Onion mug.(noun): a derogatory term for an unskilled player, used primarily by members of the League of Legends community; a contraction of 'pisslow random'
pisslow (adj.): describes a player with a low 'elo' rating (i.e. a poor competitor)
random (noun): a player unknown to the community (i.e. someone entirely unremarkable)
So if we combine those terms, a 'pissrandom' is somebody who's too bad at the game for anybody to have heard about him/her.
pisslow (adj.): describes a player with a low 'elo' rating (i.e. a poor competitor)
random (noun): a player unknown to the community (i.e. someone entirely unremarkable)
So if we combine those terms, a 'pissrandom' is somebody who's too bad at the game for anybody to have heard about him/her.
by Yowsky March 12, 2021
Get the pissrandom mug.A playful, satirical response to be used in situations where somebody refers to a person or group that you ARE, in fact, familiar with (usually somebody popular/famous), but wish to mock.
The inquisitive tone would normally suggest that you had no prior knowledge of that person/group's existance, but in situations where the person you're talking to knows that you know who they're talking about, it's an implied dismissal (i.e. you're basically saying that you don't give a shit about whoever they're talking about, calling them a nobody or a has-been).
The inquisitive tone would normally suggest that you had no prior knowledge of that person/group's existance, but in situations where the person you're talking to knows that you know who they're talking about, it's an implied dismissal (i.e. you're basically saying that you don't give a shit about whoever they're talking about, calling them a nobody or a has-been).
Guy 1: "Wow. McGregor got mauled, huh?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you, dude. He's still top 3 in MY books."
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you, dude. He's still top 3 in MY books."
by Yowsky January 25, 2021
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